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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨

Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Samson Mahiga2022-03-02 07:34:35
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Sultan2022-02-28 02:01:31
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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Shamsa2022-02-23 19:13:41
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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John Kamande2022-02-20 22:09:06
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Khalifa2022-02-15 20:11:35
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Alex Nakitare2022-02-03 02:21:22
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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George Mallya2022-01-30 06:28:00
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Tabu2022-01-25 01:35:34
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Athumani2022-01-15 18:24:49
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Janet Mwikali2022-01-13 12:34:35
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Maida2022-01-04 16:55:32
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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James Mduma2022-01-03 02:08:10
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mzee2021-12-26 10:56:58
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mary Kidata2021-12-25 15:48:17
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei2021-12-24 06:03:14
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Masika2021-12-19 11:45:03
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwanaidha2021-12-19 02:32:25
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Monica Adhiambo2021-12-15 08:03:35
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Peter Otieno2021-12-07 04:28:25
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Nassar2021-12-06 03:40:47
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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