What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Anna Mahiga2022-01-18 11:58:43
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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Arifa2022-01-11 10:57:12
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Mwanajuma2022-01-07 12:55:32
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Sarafina2022-01-03 01:19:01
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Betty Kimaro2021-12-16 14:56:19
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹
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Agnes Njeri2021-12-15 06:49:54
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Daniel Obura2021-11-22 01:48:20
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Sofia2021-11-20 23:59:28
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
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Lydia Mutheu2021-11-16 12:36:33
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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Grace Majaliwa2021-11-16 01:08:22
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€
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Samson Tibaijuka2021-11-11 09:48:30
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Issack2021-11-09 17:43:18
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”
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Janet Mbithe2021-11-06 06:01:56
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sumaya2021-11-04 06:09:10
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! πŸŸπŸ˜‚
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Kheri2021-11-04 03:37:01
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Mwagonda2021-10-30 15:03:29
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š
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Zakia2021-10-23 22:12:22
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Moses Mwita2021-10-13 04:30:01
πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!
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Janet Mbithe2021-10-10 14:27:52
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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Elizabeth Mrema2021-10-09 16:36:41
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€