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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Kazija2022-02-02 10:56:24
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mohamed2022-02-01 16:26:24
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Mchuma2022-01-31 16:42:46
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Maida2022-01-30 19:07:47
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Rubea2022-01-29 20:43:43
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️
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Jamal2022-01-25 15:23:47
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Kahina2022-01-22 07:53:19
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Nyota2022-01-06 20:53:03
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Omar2021-12-24 12:27:50
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mariam Hassan2021-12-15 19:53:02
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Faiza2021-12-12 20:40:47
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Victor Kamau2021-12-02 15:18:40
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Jamila2021-12-01 04:04:41
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Thomas Mwakalindile2021-11-19 23:54:58
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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George Ndungu2021-11-14 09:01:05
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Nuru2021-11-01 23:24:30
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Saidi2021-10-17 00:20:48
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Alex Nakitare2021-10-14 02:55:58
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Martin Otieno2021-10-08 12:22:47
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Muslima2021-09-27 20:54:52
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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