Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko
Demu: Hny mambo jamani! Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu? Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah Man: Mbona wafurahia? Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki. Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM? Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar Demu: nipishe huko
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nimetuma ndege wangu auzunguke ''moyo'' wako kwa '' upendo'' auguse ''uso'' wako kwa ''faraja'' na mwishoakunong'oneze sikioni taratibu kuwa nakupendaβ¦
πππππ*UCHAWI* ni nini?`Uchawi ni pale mpenzi wako anapokupeleka kwao kufika tyu ghafla unakutana na dada yake getini ambaye alikuwa ni mpenzi wako wa β¦
Siku zote sisi wanadamu huwa tunaambizana kuwa, kinga ni bora kuliko tiba, tukiwa na maana kwamba, ni vyema mtu ukachukua tahadhari mapema kabla haujaβ¦
Nimekuta panya ana struggle kuingia chini ya mlango wa jirani yanguβ¦Nikagonga mlango Jirani kafungua panya akapenya mi nkaenda zanguβ¦..Tenda Wema Uendβ¦
Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama β¦
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