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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
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Short Answer: 🕰️ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! 🍔😄

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. 🕰️😋

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Amir2022-10-06 04:44:55
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Anna Mahiga2022-10-01 09:34:15
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Sultan2022-09-11 22:59:01
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Edwin Ndambuki2022-09-10 04:19:34
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Kazija2022-08-20 10:03:50
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Richard Mulwa2022-08-18 09:15:29
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Rose Waithera2022-08-12 04:20:08
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwanajuma2022-07-25 01:04:39
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Stephen Mushi2022-07-23 00:39:50
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Peter Mugendi2022-07-20 05:46:27
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Carol Nyakio2022-07-12 01:17:05
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Shamim2022-07-08 21:58:08
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mary Njeri2022-07-07 13:38:08
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mwanakhamis2022-07-04 01:47:33
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Wande2022-07-03 08:57:00
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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John Lissu2022-07-02 06:15:52
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Sarah Mbise2022-06-30 02:44:22
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Victor Kimario2022-06-13 17:59:27
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Kheri2022-06-12 05:47:13
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Masika2022-06-10 08:15:40
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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