Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Ahmed2022-09-20 23:05:26
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Betty Akinyi2022-09-06 14:32:07
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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Nassar2022-09-05 03:05:16
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Habiba2022-09-03 12:09:06
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…
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Joseph Kawawa2022-08-22 01:34:45
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Monica Adhiambo2022-08-21 11:36:53
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Lydia Mahiga2022-08-15 09:49:13
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Nassor2022-08-11 09:32:16
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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Fadhila2022-07-25 12:38:14
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Agnes Njeri2022-07-22 07:12:47
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡
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Linda Karimi2022-07-20 12:48:52
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Chris Okello2022-06-27 02:58:03
πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!
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Mchawi2022-06-24 06:58:34
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Mwanais2022-06-19 23:06:59
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! πŸ₯•πŸ˜‘
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Grace Minja2022-06-06 19:29:33
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. πŸ“±πŸ˜΄
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Jackson Makori2022-06-03 22:21:09
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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James Malima2022-06-03 00:24:03
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. πŸ¦‹πŸ΄
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Anna Malela2022-06-01 23:16:32
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Irene Makena2022-05-12 15:24:43
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Juma2022-05-01 17:50:27
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴