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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Lucy Kimotho2022-06-12 02:36:34
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Edward Lowassa2022-06-04 16:58:14
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mgeni2022-05-31 09:23:42
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Monica Adhiambo2022-05-21 14:45:53
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Henry Sokoine2022-05-19 14:57:37
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sumaya2022-05-17 10:43:49
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Susan Wangari2022-05-15 09:34:57
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Nicholas Wanjohi2022-05-11 22:35:43
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Josephine Nekesa2022-05-09 21:18:49
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Neema2022-05-09 11:10:42
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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Monica Lissu2022-04-30 16:39:45
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Kheri2022-04-30 15:28:16
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Aziza2022-04-14 02:12:57
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Zakaria2022-04-09 05:34:40
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Komba2022-03-31 23:58:00
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Margaret Mahiga2022-03-31 01:55:11
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Frank Sokoine2022-03-26 06:12:52
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
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Mjaka2022-03-23 10:58:01
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Jamal2022-03-19 16:44:31
😄 Perfect joke!
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Habiba2022-03-08 09:39:43
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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