What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Irene Akoth2022-08-06 06:42:20
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sharifa2022-08-01 15:25:32
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Alice Mrema2022-06-27 03:05:33
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Elizabeth Mtei2022-06-16 17:44:32
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Nassor2022-06-13 21:13:16
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πŸΈπŸ‘‘
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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! πŸ‹πŸŽ»
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I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Agnes Lowassa2022-05-09 14:30:49
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Shabani2022-05-05 06:17:39
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Wande2022-04-25 09:58:13
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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😁 This just made my day!