What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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George Wanjala2022-08-02 09:38:37
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Ramadhan2022-07-29 04:24:16
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Stephen Malecela2022-07-23 19:50:50
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Diana Mallya2022-07-22 18:08:10
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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George Mallya2022-07-10 13:18:38
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Hawa2022-06-28 12:16:02
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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John Mushi2022-06-19 17:45:54
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jane Muthoni2022-06-16 14:36:33
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️
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John Mwangi2022-06-15 10:23:07
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Zakia2022-06-05 13:54:06
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Fadhili2022-06-02 20:04:52
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Ruth Kibona2022-06-02 11:36:05
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Emily Chepngeno2022-05-28 03:56:50
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Abubakar2022-05-22 01:26:13
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Robert Okello2022-05-03 06:44:24
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Janet Mwikali2022-04-29 18:54:59
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Peter Tibaijuka2022-04-08 22:09:42
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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David Ochieng2022-04-05 23:08:46
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Dorothy Nkya2022-04-04 10:23:53
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Joyce Aoko2022-03-30 23:22:21
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️