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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
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Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭

Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶

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Grace Minja2022-06-30 18:00:05
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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David Sokoine2022-06-21 23:20:52
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Neema2022-06-04 18:27:06
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Agnes Sumaye2022-05-28 02:12:22
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Bakari2022-05-24 20:49:53
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lydia Mutheu2022-05-20 12:12:05
😄 Perfect joke!
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Umi2022-05-10 22:10:01
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Baridi2022-05-10 14:42:42
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Yusra2022-05-04 15:45:42
😄 You got me!
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Alice Mrema2022-04-29 08:20:43
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Abubakari2022-04-23 13:20:57
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Khatib2022-04-23 12:41:59
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Shamsa2022-04-16 13:23:08
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Joyce Aoko2022-04-13 09:50:01
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Asha2022-04-11 23:27:02
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Samson Mahiga2022-04-07 14:08:07
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Asha2022-04-07 08:07:28
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️
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Zawadi2022-04-03 14:33:24
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Isaac Kiptoo2022-04-02 20:02:26
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Hamida2022-03-28 06:03:21
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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