What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Bahati2022-07-10 13:44:24
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
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James Kimani2022-07-04 18:30:45
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Francis Njeru2022-06-29 17:51:39
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Stephen Kikwete2022-06-26 20:39:55
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“
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Kazija2022-06-12 18:51:56
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Stephen Amollo2022-06-11 02:13:45
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€
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Maimuna2022-06-07 07:02:13
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—
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Benjamin Kibicho2022-06-04 08:59:34
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Umi2022-05-30 11:56:26
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2022-05-23 09:57:36
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Mary Kidata2022-05-20 20:01:37
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Biashara2022-05-17 09:41:55
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
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Masika2022-05-16 04:24:30
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Omar2022-05-15 04:10:09
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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George Tenga2022-05-11 05:01:41
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Mariam Kawawa2022-05-09 16:27:38
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Abdillah2022-05-09 12:00:42
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Issack2022-04-24 23:18:24
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Zawadi2022-04-11 11:31:13
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Jane Muthui2022-04-07 10:05:42
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!