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What has an eye, but cannot see?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:05💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has an eye, but cannot see?
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Answer: A needle! 🧵

Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀

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Moses Mwita2022-08-10 04:17:00
😆 That punchline!
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Mgeni2022-08-08 18:50:43
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Wande2022-08-02 15:42:50
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Charles Mrope2022-07-31 16:21:36
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Yusuf2022-07-29 14:34:19
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Wilson Ombati2022-07-20 10:03:38
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Mary Sokoine2022-07-16 16:25:06
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Salum2022-07-16 06:19:55
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Elijah Mutua2022-07-01 14:07:52
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Simon Kiprono2022-06-22 01:27:36
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Salma2022-06-21 16:36:37
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya2022-06-17 03:04:29
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️
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Agnes Lowassa2022-06-14 22:20:08
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Mwinyi2022-06-14 15:26:14
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Monica Lissu2022-06-12 20:10:22
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Peter Mbise2022-06-12 02:47:09
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Andrew Mahiga2022-06-12 01:58:42
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alice Jebet2022-05-26 12:02:38
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Edith Cherotich2022-05-22 18:22:27
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Fadhili2022-05-17 08:29:09
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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