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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:11💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆

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Kahina2022-09-15 23:12:37
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Maulid2022-09-15 18:32:49
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Peter Mbise2022-09-13 13:16:12
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Betty Kimaro2022-09-11 07:13:09
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwinyi2022-08-30 02:36:45
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mary Sokoine2022-08-26 07:20:24
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ibrahim2022-08-19 20:06:14
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mercy Atieno2022-08-06 05:14:01
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Fadhili2022-08-02 14:02:44
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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Arifa2022-07-27 01:50:05
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Selemani2022-07-18 19:27:27
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rashid2022-07-17 19:43:01
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanakhamis2022-07-13 07:44:55
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Zulekha2022-07-04 11:56:55
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Zakia2022-07-02 11:52:37
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Muslima2022-06-14 05:59:46
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwanahawa2022-06-11 00:32:28
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Edwin Ndambuki2022-05-26 04:13:01
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Grace Majaliwa2022-05-22 06:30:32
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Shabani2022-05-18 22:08:48
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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