What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Ruth Kibona2022-07-08 23:56:50
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πŸ›οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ
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Nassor2022-07-06 13:15:55
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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George Ndungu2022-06-20 13:09:53
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Michael Mboya2022-06-20 12:16:19
I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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Kijakazi2022-06-12 15:04:11
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Diana Mumbua2022-06-11 09:08:08
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Nancy Kawawa2022-06-07 15:34:30
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚
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Mustafa2022-05-31 13:04:01
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ
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Issack2022-05-28 13:14:26
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Mwalimu2022-05-28 04:52:06
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Sarah Achieng2022-05-26 12:09:34
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Monica Nyalandu2022-05-18 10:59:39
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Neema2022-05-16 18:11:21
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! πŸ₯œπŸ™
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Vincent Mwangangi2022-05-11 16:04:02
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Tabu2022-05-10 00:42:23
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Shukuru2022-04-14 03:13:41
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Charles Wafula2022-04-05 20:12:02
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Benjamin Kibicho2022-04-02 17:07:45
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Chiku2022-03-31 23:30:41
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Anna Kibwana2022-03-23 19:41:40
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ