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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:31💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
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Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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Latifa2022-03-23 08:46:18
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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George Mallya2022-03-23 00:47:04
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mary Kidata2022-03-20 13:27:13
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Dorothy Nkya2022-03-15 02:56:57
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Miriam Mchome2022-03-11 04:13:08
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mary Sokoine2022-03-04 18:57:45
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Alice Mwikali2022-03-04 06:44:00
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Safiya2022-02-27 08:24:11
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mwinyi2022-02-22 14:15:25
🤣 Sending this now!
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George Wanjala2022-02-21 18:19:12
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Joy Wacera2022-02-03 06:01:02
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Khamis2022-02-02 20:36:44
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mercy Atieno2022-01-25 14:36:08
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaidi2022-01-24 19:44:46
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Joyce Nkya2022-01-23 08:34:46
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Michael Onyango2022-01-12 14:25:10
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Benjamin Kibicho2021-12-27 05:36:02
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mohamed2021-12-25 04:15:28
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Paul Kamau2021-12-22 06:17:56
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Nasra2021-12-19 03:35:57
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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