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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Jamila2022-03-25 21:45:48
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kiza2022-03-19 04:11:30
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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Elijah Mutua2022-03-11 19:48:30
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Rose Lowassa2022-03-07 00:06:45
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Mariam Kawawa2022-02-27 15:06:47
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Makena2022-02-27 09:23:40
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Athumani2022-02-22 14:04:37
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Tabitha Okumu2022-02-10 19:49:17
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Aziza2022-02-09 23:02:52
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Farida2022-02-08 00:56:57
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Khamis2022-01-29 03:55:47
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abubakari2022-01-16 09:43:12
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Hassan2022-01-13 10:05:41
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Jacob Kiplangat2022-01-08 14:38:06
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Nassar2022-01-06 19:12:39
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mary Mrope2022-01-02 02:58:56
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nora Kidata2021-12-28 04:43:09
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwanahawa2021-12-20 02:25:38
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Husna2021-12-17 00:49:25
😆 This one really got me!
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Elizabeth Mrope2021-12-16 19:11:57
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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