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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Amina2022-03-06 22:23:15

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nahida2022-03-04 18:38:42

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

George Wanjala2022-02-18 04:30:37

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Wairimu2022-02-05 01:44:25

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Kahina2022-01-20 19:59:26

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Monica Lissu2022-01-20 17:13:31

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jane Muthui2022-01-17 18:59:04

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Irene Akoth2022-01-15 18:30:59

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Hamida2022-01-08 16:27:10

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jaffar2022-01-08 02:20:13

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Monica Nyalandu2022-01-06 21:36:20

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Wilson Ombati2022-01-06 17:44:34

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rahim2021-12-30 08:51:59

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mary Mrope2021-12-07 22:35:02

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Vincent Mwangangi2021-11-17 13:55:30

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwanaisha2021-11-03 00:30:41

🤣 This one’s fire!

Sarah Karani2021-10-31 15:23:07

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

John Kamande2021-10-19 08:43:52

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Fatuma2021-10-18 02:06:37

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Grace Majaliwa2021-10-16 08:42:30

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

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