Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Patrick Kidata2022-11-28 21:23:53
πŸ˜„ You totally won the internet today!
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Diana Mallya2022-11-25 16:49:52
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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Robert Ndunguru2022-11-25 16:04:27
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
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Mariam Kawawa2022-11-24 14:53:20
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Hassan2022-11-20 03:07:57
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Jafari2022-11-09 16:48:36
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Edwin Ndambuki2022-11-07 05:33:46
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Mazrui2022-11-05 09:56:09
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”
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Kiza2022-10-21 05:42:10
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Ruth Mtangi2022-10-15 08:20:45
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! πŸ₯œπŸ™
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Saidi2022-10-12 12:02:09
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Nancy Kawawa2022-10-07 01:39:58
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Thomas Mwakalindile2022-10-01 20:46:03
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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David Musyoka2022-09-26 14:20:46
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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