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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Alice Mwikali2022-10-23 21:00:47

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Rehema2022-10-16 13:23:56

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Fatuma2022-10-11 11:56:05

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Samuel Were2022-10-08 03:52:15

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Charles Mrope2022-10-01 05:31:13

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Peter Mugendi2022-09-27 05:30:04

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Tabitha Okumu2022-09-26 18:39:44

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Azima2022-09-18 22:04:25

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Charles Wafula2022-09-18 04:16:55

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Monica Adhiambo2022-09-16 21:53:58

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mchawi2022-09-15 09:46:30

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

David Musyoka2022-09-11 11:12:48

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Josephine Nduta2022-08-14 22:23:35

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Elizabeth Malima2022-08-05 07:55:35

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Kangethe2022-08-03 13:53:26

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwafirika2022-07-19 16:16:15

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Samson Tibaijuka2022-07-18 03:04:36

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

David Kawawa2022-07-05 14:02:41

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mgeni2022-07-04 09:40:21

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joyce Aoko2022-06-12 16:55:21

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

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