What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Andrew Mchome2022-10-17 18:11:48
I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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Catherine Mkumbo2022-10-16 01:16:21
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Makame2022-10-12 21:06:29
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Lucy Mushi2022-10-10 15:08:18
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Raphael Okoth2022-10-07 07:55:07
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Ruth Wanjiku2022-10-03 11:31:12
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Henry Sokoine2022-09-27 12:18:12
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Catherine Mkumbo2022-09-20 02:51:54
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–
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Jane Malecela2022-09-16 02:56:20
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Jamal2022-09-12 22:37:59
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
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Mashaka2022-09-04 21:48:15
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ’‘
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Mchawi2022-09-04 07:03:13
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Stephen Malecela2022-08-29 06:13:53
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sarah Karani2022-08-25 00:38:54
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Shani2022-08-19 11:57:23
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Stephen Malecela2022-08-16 03:58:25
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌πŸͺ
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Fadhili2022-08-02 01:31:31
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Francis Mrope2022-07-22 10:51:45
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πŸ•βΈοΈ
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Issack2022-07-15 03:37:27
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Abubakar2022-07-14 00:00:06
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯