What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
πŸ“„ PDF

Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

πŸ’¬

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
πŸ” Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
M
Mwachumu2022-12-04 07:42:29
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
G
George Mallya2022-12-03 02:29:15
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
T
Tabu2022-11-25 07:35:03
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
M
Mwanaidha2022-11-16 20:26:36
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒΎ
J
Joyce Nkya2022-11-15 16:08:55
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
R
Richard Mulwa2022-11-08 04:33:34
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
F
Fadhila2022-11-08 03:20:16
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
F
Faith Kariuki2022-11-04 08:43:53
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
R
Ruth Mtangi2022-11-01 15:22:47
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
M
Mary Mrope2022-10-26 22:01:07
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©
C
Charles Mchome2022-10-23 01:34:19
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
M
Michael Mboya2022-10-17 22:51:25
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
K
Kassim2022-10-13 10:56:47
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ
S
Samuel Omondi2022-10-12 22:40:41
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡
N
Nchi2022-09-29 20:42:58
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
R
Rashid2022-09-15 16:47:02
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄
F
Frank Macha2022-09-13 18:13:31
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
F
Francis Mtangi2022-09-12 08:25:31
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž
P
Peter Mugendi2022-09-03 22:54:35
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
E
Elijah Mutua2022-08-16 04:50:30
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€