What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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