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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨

Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Elizabeth Mrema2022-11-25 04:12:47
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nancy Kawawa2022-11-24 23:52:17
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Anna Mchome2022-11-23 22:58:26
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Maida2022-11-20 08:41:56
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Abdillah2022-11-20 04:06:37
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rose Mwinuka2022-11-19 01:14:54
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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John Mwangi2022-10-30 15:19:36
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Maida2022-10-21 21:36:32
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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James Kimani2022-10-19 06:22:38
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Dorothy Nkya2022-10-18 12:37:41
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Umi2022-10-17 18:15:19
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Frank Sokoine2022-10-02 03:45:51
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Joseph Kawawa2022-09-28 13:06:16
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Leila2022-09-08 09:02:16
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwakisu2022-09-05 21:37:12
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️
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George Tenga2022-08-31 05:24:42
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwanajuma2022-08-29 06:39:35
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Margaret Anyango2022-08-23 05:01:54
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Anna Mchome2022-08-07 03:56:17
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Grace Mligo2022-08-05 20:59:49
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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