What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Sarah Mbise2022-10-08 08:16:53
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€§
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Stephen Kikwete2022-09-21 20:04:51
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί
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Faiza2022-09-20 07:23:35
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Ali2022-09-02 22:45:54
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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Azima2022-09-02 02:55:14
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
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Baraka2022-09-02 01:29:24
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Fadhili2022-08-27 14:22:20
🀣 Sending this now!
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Abdillah2022-08-24 00:30:12
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! πŸ§€πŸ€£
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Sekela2022-08-07 13:36:23
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Ann Awino2022-07-30 18:16:01
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Peter Mugendi2022-07-28 03:13:25
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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George Tenga2022-07-11 22:44:46
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Chum2022-06-23 19:35:01
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! πŸ₯•πŸ¦œ
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Francis Njeru2022-06-22 16:51:42
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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James Mduma2022-06-19 08:24:39
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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Peter Tibaijuka2022-06-12 14:16:54
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Farida2022-06-11 00:13:39
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Esther Cheruiyot2022-06-10 13:48:16
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Mwachumu2022-06-03 15:48:07
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Mwanakhamis2022-05-30 00:28:53
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. πŸ“±πŸ˜΄