Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Halima2023-04-05 14:52:10
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maneno2023-04-04 01:46:42
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Salum2023-03-26 16:39:24
πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Charles Mrope2023-03-24 07:08:31
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄
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Robert Okello2023-03-22 05:07:15
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Grace Minja2023-03-07 03:33:29
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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John Lissu2023-02-21 15:26:45
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Michael Onyango2023-02-21 07:12:57
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Mwanajuma2023-02-20 13:08:54
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Henry Sokoine2023-02-16 08:22:31
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Saidi2023-02-02 05:47:04
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwafirika2023-01-15 22:40:12
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Rose Kiwanga2023-01-13 13:29:36
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–
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Majid2023-01-03 12:16:41
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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Tabu2022-12-31 15:22:47
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Victor Kamau2022-12-25 17:30:20
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Ann Awino2022-12-23 22:11:00
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Henry Mollel2022-12-19 18:01:27
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Francis Mtangi2022-12-16 16:55:09
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Fikiri2022-12-10 06:34:02
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„