What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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Omari2022-12-13 02:05:35
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Alice Mwikali2022-12-12 23:44:10
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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David Ochieng2022-12-11 20:29:13
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Sarafina2022-12-11 06:36:18
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Zubeida2022-12-04 20:37:58
Thanks Ackyshine
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Joy Wacera2022-11-28 13:22:45
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. πŸ“šπŸ˜­
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Andrew Mchome2022-11-25 06:41:15
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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Zainab2022-11-15 10:11:14
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Nancy Kabura2022-11-05 17:03:40
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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Rose Waithera2022-11-05 03:34:16
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Stephen Malecela2022-10-26 11:10:15
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Arifa2022-10-19 19:33:52
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Grace Minja2022-10-19 09:54:09
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Anna Mahiga2022-10-13 08:06:06
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Richard Mulwa2022-09-23 17:04:31
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Kijakazi2022-09-16 22:01:56
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Irene Makena2022-09-15 09:58:57
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! πŸ₯·πŸ‘Ÿ
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Anna Malela2022-09-14 16:13:35
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? πŸ˜ŽπŸ”§
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Lydia Mahiga2022-09-13 11:50:27
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Chris Okello2022-09-13 00:14:18
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ