What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Alice Wanjiru2023-03-06 03:41:40
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Irene Makena2023-02-27 13:55:41
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Chum2023-02-25 02:20:52
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ali2023-02-17 07:35:48
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Victor Sokoine2023-02-14 11:11:14
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Monica Adhiambo2023-02-13 01:30:18
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Tambwe2023-02-09 02:19:47
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Omari2023-02-05 16:53:08
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ruth Wanjiku2023-01-26 06:07:57
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Lucy Wangui2023-01-25 16:14:05
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Margaret Mahiga2023-01-16 21:38:43
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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David Nyerere2023-01-16 16:34:04
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Diana Mumbua2023-01-09 07:19:03
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Frank Macha2023-01-02 15:28:39
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Yusuf2022-12-30 16:16:19
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Saidi2022-12-29 08:40:45
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Charles Mrope2022-12-26 21:03:29
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️
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George Wanjala2022-12-22 21:14:39
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Catherine Mkumbo2022-12-19 17:22:59
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Samuel Omondi2022-12-08 23:47:36
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆