Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Sarah Karani2023-02-18 17:45:44
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Kazija2023-02-17 11:45:48
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Mary Mrope2023-02-11 15:22:35
Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Lucy Kimotho2023-01-24 20:15:55
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Sumaya2023-01-24 17:58:08
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Fredrick Mutiso2023-01-16 16:52:22
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Josephine Nekesa2023-01-08 03:53:45
Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Alice Mrema2023-01-01 16:31:31
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still laughing!
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