What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:10πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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Ndoto2022-12-31 01:50:37
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Victor Kamau2022-12-30 08:02:06
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Maneno2022-12-27 14:09:16
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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Mzee2022-12-25 16:20:17
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mchuma2022-12-18 11:42:41
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Zainab2022-12-13 09:39:35
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Janet Wambura2022-12-09 06:15:33
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘
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Hassan2022-11-21 14:46:08
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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John Lissu2022-11-11 16:27:17
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Rose Mwinuka2022-11-06 16:11:52
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
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Shamsa2022-10-16 14:43:47
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Grace Wairimu2022-10-06 21:39:31
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Omari2022-09-27 20:07:58
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Binti2022-09-25 19:13:22
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Lucy Wangui2022-09-19 08:28:15
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Lucy Wangui2022-09-08 11:55:49
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! πŸ’»πŸΊ
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Grace Mushi2022-08-24 14:03:13
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Umi2022-08-03 07:28:19
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Grace Majaliwa2022-07-29 17:46:55
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ
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John Mushi2022-07-23 17:12:27
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! πŸŸπŸ˜‚