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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:31💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
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Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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Aziza2022-12-23 08:43:36
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Moses Mwita2022-12-21 03:23:51
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Athumani2022-12-18 22:23:02
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️
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Furaha2022-12-15 12:21:09
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mary Kidata2022-12-14 13:21:47
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Diana Mallya2022-12-13 03:38:59
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Latifa2022-12-01 08:49:19
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mhina2022-11-29 17:15:37
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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John Lissu2022-11-12 02:23:50
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Ibrahim2022-10-29 18:31:23
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Miriam Mchome2022-10-19 14:51:40
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Alice Wanjiru2022-09-24 02:35:36
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Francis Mtangi2022-09-19 06:52:16
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Habiba2022-09-15 07:59:06
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Patrick Mutua2022-09-12 06:38:24
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mariam2022-09-08 20:58:00
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Victor Malima2022-08-19 02:48:41
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rehema2022-08-18 08:35:13
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Diana Mumbua2022-08-15 17:58:39
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mushi2022-08-03 12:29:06
😆 Totally hilarious!
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