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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Arifa2023-02-28 17:27:16

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Fikiri2023-02-23 23:19:19

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Chiku2023-02-18 17:21:05

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sultan2023-02-03 00:32:00

🤣 This one’s fire!

Elizabeth Mtei2023-01-31 15:50:42

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Rahma2023-01-31 01:37:26

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Ahmed2023-01-28 03:54:50

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Margaret Anyango2023-01-19 10:35:57

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Thomas Mtaki2023-01-16 23:11:43

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Paul Ndomba2023-01-16 05:32:56

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Margaret Anyango2023-01-14 17:58:21

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Hellen Nduta2023-01-14 02:16:11

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Rahim2022-12-13 07:19:21

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Mugendi2022-12-09 11:16:40

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Maimuna2022-12-05 15:35:33

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Esther Nyambura2022-12-01 20:55:46

😂 This is too funny!

Michael Onyango2022-11-26 10:26:15

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sumaya2022-11-21 01:37:58

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Isaac Kiptoo2022-11-11 21:39:47

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Betty Akinyi2022-11-01 18:54:16

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

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