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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Lydia Mutheu2022-11-15 08:05:33
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Agnes Njeri2022-10-29 04:48:39
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Ndoto2022-10-23 05:49:32
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Victor Sokoine2022-10-20 21:43:24
😄 Nailed it!
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Kiza2022-10-14 21:52:35
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Salum2022-10-08 20:35:24
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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John Lissu2022-10-08 05:46:11
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Margaret Mahiga2022-09-28 09:26:03
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Linda Karimi2022-09-27 11:13:19
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Anna Malela2022-09-25 22:12:38
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Betty Akinyi2022-09-23 10:12:10
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Janet Wambura2022-09-21 09:07:16
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Nora Kidata2022-09-21 03:26:18
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Yusuf2022-09-08 11:13:15
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2022-08-27 13:34:46
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Betty Akinyi2022-08-20 14:21:39
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Omari2022-08-04 19:13:21
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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John Malisa2022-08-02 01:04:54
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Wilson Ombati2022-07-31 23:14:39
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jackson Makori2022-07-31 22:31:42
😆 That punchline was epic!
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