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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Victor Sokoine2022-12-08 04:43:03

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Chris Okello2022-12-01 12:39:18

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Azima2022-11-22 15:23:50

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Jane Malecela2022-11-14 01:38:10

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Samson Mahiga2022-11-10 13:49:41

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Lydia Mutheu2022-11-02 02:38:16

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Rose Mwinuka2022-10-30 14:49:21

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zawadi2022-10-30 14:47:24

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Patrick Kidata2022-10-24 12:12:38

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Furaha2022-10-22 22:58:20

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rubea2022-10-19 18:31:40

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Rabia2022-10-18 17:57:32

😂 So funny!

Esther Nyambura2022-10-15 14:09:23

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Ibrahim2022-10-06 08:36:58

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mary Sokoine2022-09-26 17:59:44

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mary Njeri2022-09-25 20:37:21

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Peter Tibaijuka2022-09-21 05:12:42

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Kibwana2022-09-20 18:59:45

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

John Malisa2022-09-17 05:09:49

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nancy Akumu2022-09-09 11:24:44

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

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