Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Hashim2023-07-08 11:31:31
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Carol Nyakio2023-07-01 14:52:57
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Sharifa2023-06-28 22:13:36
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Mwajuma2023-06-26 14:39:56
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Mjaka2023-06-25 09:39:01
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! πŸ±πŸ–±οΈ
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Martin Otieno2023-06-15 05:19:55
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”
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Monica Lissu2023-06-12 21:14:06
😁 This just made my day!
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Shani2023-05-25 16:50:16
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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Margaret Mahiga2023-05-21 17:23:28
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
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Maneno2023-05-17 06:55:47
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Henry Sokoine2023-05-14 14:44:27
🀣 Sharing this right now!
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Mary Njeri2023-04-28 04:44:34
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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Aziza2023-04-26 05:35:57
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Nancy Akumu2023-04-19 22:22:06
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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James Kawawa2023-04-16 23:41:55
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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Francis Mtangi2023-04-12 11:31:27
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Mtumwa2023-04-07 15:15:19
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Lucy Mushi2023-03-30 15:44:52
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Elizabeth Malima2023-02-24 05:45:09
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Betty Akinyi2023-02-15 23:30:28
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!