Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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