Why did the robber take a shower?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿš”

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Juma2023-07-24 00:37:26
๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Lydia Mahiga2023-07-23 09:54:42
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
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Dorothy Nkya2023-07-17 17:42:02
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด
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Peter Mugendi2023-07-12 09:31:02
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Rashid2023-07-01 21:25:34
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”
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Victor Sokoine2023-06-21 00:52:13
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“
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Francis Njeru2023-06-08 00:54:56
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ
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Arifa2023-05-30 05:29:37
Why donโ€™t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค
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Mchawi2023-05-14 05:11:01
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Victor Mwalimu2023-05-10 09:10:35
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”
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Nasra2023-05-06 12:44:49
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Sofia2023-05-05 11:20:46
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’„
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Carol Nyakio2023-04-29 14:40:17
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜
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Lydia Mahiga2023-04-28 05:21:29
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—
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Grace Wairimu2023-04-21 04:40:22
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Patrick Kidata2023-04-20 12:37:25
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Charles Wafula2023-04-13 04:55:46
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Mashaka2023-04-09 19:24:56
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“
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Jane Muthui2023-04-04 16:46:31
๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!
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Betty Kimaro2023-03-31 20:22:10
Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ