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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Victor Mwalimu2023-05-31 20:49:05

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mchawi2023-05-08 06:21:32

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Samuel Omondi2023-05-06 02:58:24

Thanks Ackyshine

Arifa2023-04-28 21:20:41

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat2023-04-26 11:32:35

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Isaac Kiptoo2023-04-21 21:55:44

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga2023-04-21 12:52:58

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Michael Mboya2023-04-14 04:38:27

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Abubakar2023-03-31 10:27:59

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alice Jebet2023-03-31 00:04:05

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Edith Cherotich2023-03-27 22:47:32

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rose Amukowa2023-03-15 11:46:15

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Saidi2023-03-09 16:14:11

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Victor Kamau2023-03-06 15:23:25

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Dorothy Nkya2023-02-22 12:49:54

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jackson Makori2023-02-17 20:56:06

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Salma2023-02-09 13:04:36

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rubea2023-02-08 18:31:24

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Masika2023-02-04 20:53:56

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

James Mduma2023-01-30 14:04:01

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

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