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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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Patrick Akech2023-07-07 10:59:58
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Alice Mrema2023-07-06 22:31:48
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Mariam Hassan2023-07-06 12:29:33
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️
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Ali2023-07-02 11:05:43
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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David Nyerere2023-07-01 11:46:53
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Jaffar2023-06-27 23:25:49
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Sarah Achieng2023-05-22 06:51:04
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Biashara2023-05-07 06:38:14
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Fredrick Mutiso2023-05-05 18:51:38
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠
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Salum2023-04-28 09:37:51
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Halimah2023-04-27 22:00:04
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Kendi2023-04-26 04:29:26
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Majid2023-04-25 03:57:01
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Nancy Akumu2023-04-09 09:53:06
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jamila2023-03-06 06:08:53
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Zakia2023-02-23 03:04:46
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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