What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Fadhili2023-07-21 01:51:22
😄 What a joke!
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Mary Kendi2023-07-16 20:11:20
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Grace Minja2023-07-03 02:54:23
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵
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Nancy Akumu2023-06-27 07:58:11
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Stephen Mushi2023-06-24 00:50:00
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Athumani2023-06-21 07:06:42
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Shani2023-06-20 02:51:07
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Elizabeth Mrema2023-06-19 21:57:54
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Charles Wafula2023-06-08 09:39:56
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nora Lowassa2023-05-23 05:58:03
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Margaret Anyango2023-05-16 18:47:00
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mgeni2023-05-11 08:03:40
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mchuma2023-05-10 05:58:43
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanajuma2023-05-08 23:12:19
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Anthony Kariuki2023-04-16 09:08:07
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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David Musyoka2023-04-14 14:04:28
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Peter Mbise2023-04-11 23:47:18
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Kazija2023-04-07 12:23:30
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rose Waithera2023-04-01 07:00:53
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Margaret Mahiga2023-03-06 19:58:57
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬