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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:55💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
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A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄

Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.

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Monica Adhiambo2023-05-12 07:24:36
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Anna Mchome2023-05-02 10:42:10
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Victor Sokoine2023-04-16 13:28:16
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Binti2023-03-28 03:35:51
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Daniel Obura2023-03-19 07:15:29
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Bakari2023-03-13 21:42:20
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Fatuma2023-03-12 23:12:09
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴
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Alex Nakitare2023-02-27 00:38:06
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nancy Akumu2023-02-20 06:17:33
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Edward Chepkoech2023-02-20 06:05:16
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sekela2023-02-18 23:21:54
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Joy Wacera2023-02-16 22:24:59
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jabir2023-02-02 01:32:24
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Warda2023-02-01 05:37:34
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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Mgeni2023-01-23 12:49:08
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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David Chacha2023-01-13 13:12:46
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alice Mwikali2023-01-11 22:34:34
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Neema2022-12-28 05:42:32
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Joseph Kiwanga2022-12-21 14:00:31
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Zakia2022-12-17 04:45:55
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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