What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:31πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! πŸŒ³πŸš«πŸ”„

Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! πŸ˜„πŸͺ“πŸŒͺ️

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