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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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John Mwangi2023-05-27 15:56:46
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Nasra2023-05-23 01:22:15
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Sultan2023-05-20 00:50:07
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Mtumwa2023-05-11 00:36:42
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Elizabeth Malima2023-05-03 13:35:21
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hawa2023-04-29 15:05:32
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Carol Nyakio2023-04-22 04:11:29
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Frank Sokoine2023-04-20 06:09:29
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Esther Nyambura2023-04-11 04:34:01
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Majid2023-03-28 06:00:15
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Juma2023-03-27 17:06:12
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Elijah Mutua2023-03-26 20:15:46
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rose Amukowa2023-03-17 22:56:03
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Zubeida2023-03-06 14:57:53
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarafina2023-02-26 10:23:16
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya2023-02-25 00:48:25
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Anna Sumari2023-02-17 02:05:51
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mariam2023-02-13 03:23:04
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Baraka2023-02-11 08:05:30
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nancy Kawawa2023-02-09 05:53:46
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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