What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Bernard Oduor2023-05-24 01:24:47
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ₯¬
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Vincent Mwangangi2023-05-16 10:22:38
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. πŸ€”πŸŽ‚
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Biashara2023-05-09 15:46:13
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Zulekha2023-04-18 01:18:02
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†
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Mariam2023-04-16 20:57:49
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”πŸ’¬
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Violet Mumo2023-04-14 20:13:20
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜¬
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Diana Mallya2023-04-04 01:43:57
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹
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Anna Malela2023-04-02 13:55:57
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! πŸ‘»πŸ₯§
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Edward Lowassa2023-03-28 20:59:49
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Mbise2023-03-21 20:20:01
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
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Jane Muthui2023-03-04 07:14:05
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜‚
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Mariam2023-03-01 01:27:50
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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Shamim2023-02-28 10:56:01
I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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Janet Mbithe2023-02-26 07:36:27
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Samson Tibaijuka2023-02-19 07:45:08
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Rubea2023-02-16 00:00:56
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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Andrew Odhiambo2023-02-11 00:15:47
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Zainab2023-02-10 17:01:00
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ
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Nancy Kabura2023-01-28 14:20:26
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Benjamin Kibicho2023-01-23 07:07:34
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿