If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:15πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! πŸ₯©πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! πŸ–πŸ˜„

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Issa2023-04-12 08:55:49
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Binti2023-04-11 15:10:38
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. πŸ•πŸ’¬
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Raphael Okoth2023-04-04 02:26:46
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. πŸ“šπŸ˜­
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Biashara2023-03-25 23:17:40
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Janet Sumaye2023-03-21 02:30:37
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ
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Nasra2023-03-09 11:47:44
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Sarafina2023-02-24 15:38:38
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
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Yahya2023-02-20 09:01:56
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Diana Mumbua2023-01-24 09:15:52
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Sarah Mbise2023-01-14 09:40:50
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Anthony Kariuki2023-01-01 22:37:44
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™