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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
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Funny Answer: 🧙‍♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀

Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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James Mduma2023-07-13 22:04:52
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Kendi2023-07-08 18:52:39
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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James Malima2023-07-06 18:25:01
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Grace Majaliwa2023-06-30 16:35:11
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Faiza2023-06-26 05:46:58
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine Nekesa2023-06-21 05:55:26
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️
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Peter Mbise2023-06-19 09:22:34
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Makame2023-06-14 02:35:31
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarafina2023-06-08 00:23:30
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Kassim2023-06-04 00:16:46
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Issa2023-06-02 02:26:52
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Yahya2023-05-30 16:54:54
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Tabu2023-05-29 07:44:33
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Chacha2023-05-16 09:02:50
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Mchuma2023-05-14 18:26:07
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Chiku2023-05-07 08:22:22
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Alice Mrema2023-04-26 18:21:41
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mjaka2023-04-23 13:37:52
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mwachumu2023-04-16 17:54:54
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Lydia Mutheu2023-04-12 15:21:50
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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