Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! πŸ€ͺ

Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! πŸ™ƒ

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Margaret Anyango2023-08-27 07:18:36
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Rose Waithera2023-08-23 23:30:50
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Mashaka2023-08-13 05:50:06
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwinyi2023-08-04 05:20:52
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Jane Muthoni2023-07-31 10:23:15
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ•°οΈ
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Henry Sokoine2023-07-29 10:27:00
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…
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Shamsa2023-07-27 06:40:36
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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John Malisa2023-07-14 08:49:34
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Henry Sokoine2023-07-06 05:54:56
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Omar2023-07-06 04:50:42
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Alice Wanjiru2023-07-05 18:02:56
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ
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Chum2023-07-03 23:41:09
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Ann Wambui2023-07-02 03:37:26
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Rahim2023-07-01 00:21:47
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
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George Tenga2023-06-30 20:59:32
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
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Shabani2023-06-30 03:42:27
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Saidi2023-06-14 08:23:13
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Rose Lowassa2023-06-13 09:46:27
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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David Chacha2023-05-31 11:51:58
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Alex Nakitare2023-05-23 00:09:38
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚