Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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David Ochieng2023-11-05 12:59:10
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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Mustafa2023-11-02 08:05:44
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwanaidha2023-10-14 00:27:42
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Yusuf2023-10-08 01:01:32
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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John Lissu2023-10-01 09:37:15
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
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Rahim2023-09-23 09:42:56
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Ann Wambui2023-09-22 10:30:29
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! πŸ₯•πŸ¦œ
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Peter Mugendi2023-09-16 16:10:28
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–
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Alice Jebet2023-09-11 18:41:28
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ
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Chum2023-09-09 07:04:03
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Monica Nyalandu2023-09-08 08:36:42
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ
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John Malisa2023-09-06 01:33:13
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Jane Malecela2023-08-24 06:54:45
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Stephen Amollo2023-08-18 22:11:58
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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Wilson Ombati2023-08-07 02:28:57
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Stephen Amollo2023-07-30 20:18:47
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬πŸ˜