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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Robert Okello2023-09-25 09:44:23
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Hawa2023-09-22 16:04:28
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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John Lissu2023-09-20 23:29:37
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Martin Otieno2023-08-30 22:50:13
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rehema2023-08-27 19:31:11
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Habiba2023-08-20 20:24:12
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Benjamin Kibicho2023-08-16 01:39:55
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Hekima2023-08-12 17:30:36
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Fikiri2023-08-12 16:31:16
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mjaka2023-07-25 23:32:20
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mtumwa2023-07-22 00:21:57
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Azima2023-07-22 00:09:34
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mary Kidata2023-07-21 19:05:35
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Stephen Mushi2023-07-20 02:46:33
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Emily Chepngeno2023-07-15 17:53:53
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Shani2023-07-14 00:29:40
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Alice Mwikali2023-07-06 02:18:10
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Lydia Mutheu2023-06-13 00:01:56
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾
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Andrew Mchome2023-06-10 11:40:24
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mbise2023-06-05 17:43:15
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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