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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Janet Mwikali2023-11-23 02:07:34
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Chris Okello2023-11-22 16:09:20
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Mushi2023-11-14 21:55:18
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mtumwa2023-11-14 20:50:38
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Biashara2023-11-01 03:54:28
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jamal2023-10-18 00:22:15
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mzee2023-09-30 05:11:09
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Dorothy Majaliwa2023-09-22 02:42:07
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Athumani2023-09-17 13:38:58
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Zakia2023-09-09 04:38:36
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Joseph Kawawa2023-08-27 07:24:00
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sharifa2023-08-21 10:34:53
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaisha2023-08-16 04:02:28
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mwanahawa2023-08-10 03:40:38
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Muslima2023-08-04 08:16:35
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Benjamin Kibicho2023-07-21 18:33:18
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Chum2023-07-18 04:52:54
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Mwakisu2023-07-16 07:53:32
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nashon2023-07-14 01:33:44
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sumaya2023-07-13 09:20:53
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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