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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Khatib2023-11-03 20:31:08
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Charles Mrope2023-10-25 23:18:24
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kijakazi2023-10-22 22:15:08
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Betty Cheruiyot2023-10-10 20:31:11
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joseph Kitine2023-10-10 14:58:11
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Violet Mumo2023-10-10 13:26:36
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Elizabeth Mrema2023-09-27 22:20:54
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Francis Mtangi2023-09-01 23:10:28
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Linda Karimi2023-08-18 21:34:55
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwachumu2023-08-10 18:40:47
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kiza2023-08-10 10:50:12
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Robert Ndunguru2023-07-29 00:54:00
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mwalimu2023-07-20 23:20:13
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Shukuru2023-07-17 18:21:49
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zawadi2023-07-15 01:59:18
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Chiku2023-07-10 07:58:22
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Daniel Obura2023-07-07 04:55:35
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Martin Otieno2023-06-23 14:48:30
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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Victor Malima2023-06-20 01:16:43
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mwanajuma2023-06-18 17:44:41
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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